Toothpicked

Toothpicked

Location: Pacific Ocean

Date: October 1, 2010

Plot: Richard is a hardworking buisnessman who deserves a vacation. So he gets a vacation, on a cruise along the Pacific Ocean. He loves just sitting and relaxing in his pool chair, sipping alchohol. He is sleeping quietly when a group of noisy kids run past his chair. This wakes Richard up. Richard really hates kids, and the next kid that runs past he is planning to grab them. The next kid is however 'fat' and knocks Richards chair while he is drinking his martini. The olive on a stick in his martini is knocked into his throat, and gets stuck, allowing Richard to choke. Richard dies of asphyxiation.

Cause of Death: Asphyxiation

Pun on Death: No Pun Intended