The Bearded Choker

The Bearded Choker

Location: Herriman, Salt Lake

Date: June 9, 1976

Plot: Aaron is a very lasy man. He never washes or shaves. He stinks and has a massive beard. One day he is lying down having a nap on his couch, when his beard goes into his mouth, which causes Aaron to choke on it, and die of lack of air.

Cause of Death: Lack of Air/ Inability to Breathe

Pun on Death: This Death Ain't No Pun