Dead Meat Spray

Dead Meat Spray

Location: Mount Field, AUS

Date: September 3, 2007

Plot: Abby hated the outdoors, she never went outside. But today she is on a camping trip. Why, you might ask? Because Abbys neighbours are being really annoying and she just needs to get away. Her outdoor hatred senses start to pick up as mosquitoes start to come out. Abby grabs what she thinks is Bug Spray out of her pocket, but its really Meat E Flavor, a condiment used for making meat meatier. The mosquitoes go away, but now she smells like meat. Later on in the night, a pack of wolves emerge and start eating Abby whole. She died of Blood Loss and Organ Loss. And then she was left for the vultures.

Cause of Death: Blood Loss and Organ Loss

Pun on Death: Dead Meat and Meat Spray