Unhealthy Die-eter

Unhealthy Die-eter

Location: San Diego, CA

Date: August 19, 2005

Plot: A man named Orb is a guy who needs to go on a serious diet. He eats all the time but never gets fat. One day he is sitting down and eating, as usual, when he spots a chicken leg just lying there on the floor. He goes to eat it. But all of its germs go to his stomach, which mix with all the gas that his food broke down into (thats why he isn't fat). The food gas and the germs mix together and make his stomach expand. Causing it to explode. Orb vomits blood and then collapses. And of course, dies.

Cause of Death: Stomach Explosion and External Bleeding.

Interviewees: Thomas Robinson, Food Critic. Gordon Johnson, Surgeon.

Pun on Death: Diet and Die