GuiTarded

GuiTarded

Location: San Francisco, CA

Date: January 23, 2014

Plot: Shawn loves to play the guitar. Some day he wants to become a rockstar, the only thing about Shawn is, he sucks at playing his guitar. The other thing about Shawn is, he gets angry easy. So today when he messed up a chord, he throws his guitar against the wall in a fit of rage, only to have the guitar smash and pieces of it fly everywhere. One piece flies directly into his eye, lodging into his brain, causing it to shut down. Ragequitter Shawn, did learn his lesson. Don't do something you SUCK at.

Cause of Death: Brain Injury and Stab Wounds

Pun on Death: Guitar and Retarded